Seamage 

The seam of ones ballsack.

Wow, John what nice seamage you have.

Seamage by Peaches100 July 5, 2021

swamage 

ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)

Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage

Georgie: I want some biscuits
Joe: Swamage

swamage by joeygawley June 19, 2010

spamage

Overuse of spam techniques in a game or online chat room.

ie constantly using the flak cannon in unreal tournament

"That was total spamage dude"

spamage by kenny latham April 8, 2004

Anal Seapage Leak 

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

stamage

Getting analy penetrated while attempting to climb a street sign.

Wow clyde stamaged that girl on the corner of main and country club.

stamage by SavageKoRn May 24, 2016

seavage 

the dopest person to be around aka dylans best friend

that boys a seavage

seavage by jimmyjackson199076 May 22, 2018

seatage 

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

seatage by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018