Definitions by txba397

Zombie Post 

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

Zombie Post by txba397 May 25, 2018

RMESHISMB 

Rolling My Eyes So Hard I Saw My Brain.

Me: eating a steak with broccoli after lifting weights.
Ignorant friend: "Why aren't you eating carbs? You're going to lose all your gains and die without carbs!"
Me, RMESHISMB: "And yet you said nothing when I was fat, sedentary, and eating a box of donuts at a time..."

RMESHISMB by txba397 May 11, 2018

Hillarump 

Hillary verses Trump - the major party candidates for the 2016 US presidential election.

Hillarump are the worst presidential candidates in living memory - how did it come to this??

Hillarump by txba397 July 23, 2016

Efficiefy 

To make more efficient.

Chris: The way we are making these pencils is really inefficient. It wastes time, energy, money, and wood.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.

Efficiefy by txba397 February 19, 2015

DLBA 

DLBA - Don't Like But Agree. This is a comment to leave on a post you agree with that describes something so bad that "liking" it would seem sadistic.

Leon: "Joseph is a genocidal murderer and he is destroying my country!"
Mikhail: "DLBA"

DLBA by txba397 November 9, 2014

feed bankruptcy 

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

feed bankruptcy by txba397 August 26, 2011

PWDS 

People with Delicate Sensibilities

Dude - check out this video of a guy getting sucked into a wood chipper. But don't show your mom - it's not safe for PWDS.

PWDS by txba397 April 2, 2011