Definitions by txba397
Zombie Post
On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
Zombie Post by txba397 May 25, 2018
RMESHISMB
Me: eating a steak with broccoli after lifting weights.
Ignorant friend: "Why aren't you eating carbs? You're going to lose all your gains and die without carbs!"
Me, RMESHISMB: "And yet you said nothing when I was fat, sedentary, and eating a box of donuts at a time..."
Ignorant friend: "Why aren't you eating carbs? You're going to lose all your gains and die without carbs!"
Me, RMESHISMB: "And yet you said nothing when I was fat, sedentary, and eating a box of donuts at a time..."
Hillarump
Efficiefy
Chris: The way we are making these pencils is really inefficient. It wastes time, energy, money, and wood.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.
feed bankruptcy
feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.
Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"
feed bankruptcy by txba397 August 26, 2011
PWDS
Dude - check out this video of a guy getting sucked into a wood chipper. But don't show your mom - it's not safe for PWDS.