On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 May 25, 2018

DLBA - Don't Like But Agree. This is a comment to leave on a post you agree with that describes something so bad that "liking" it would seem sadistic.
by txba397 November 09, 2014

Chris: The way we are making these pencils is really inefficient. It wastes time, energy, money, and wood.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.
by txba397 February 19, 2015

Educated Wild-Ass Guess
A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).
A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).
Bob: Hey John, what's a Drosophila melanogaster.
John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.
Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."
John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.
Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."
by txba397 September 05, 2009

by txba397 July 23, 2016

None of your Damn Business
Used to answer outrageous requests for personal information, as opposed to just NOYB, reserved for more mild cases.
Used to answer outrageous requests for personal information, as opposed to just NOYB, reserved for more mild cases.
Bozeman, MT HR person: If you want a job here, you'll have to give me your facebook, myspace and youtube user names and passwords.
Job Applicant: sure - it's the same for all three - my user name is John_Smith and my password is NOYDB.
Job Applicant: sure - it's the same for all three - my user name is John_Smith and my password is NOYDB.
by txba397 June 21, 2009

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.
Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"
by txba397 August 26, 2011
