On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 April 12, 2018
As The Crow Flies - the straight line (/ great circle) distance between two points, as opposed to the longer distance required to drive between them if you prefer staying on asphalt.
by txba397 November 28, 2010
Educated Wild-Ass Guess
A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).
A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).
Bob: Hey John, what's a Drosophila melanogaster.
John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.
Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."
John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.
Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."
by txba397 September 05, 2009
Dude - check out this video of a guy getting sucked into a wood chipper. But don't show your mom - it's not safe for PWDS.
by txba397 March 16, 2011
A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.
The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.
The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.
When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.
by txba397 June 21, 2009
DLBA - Don't Like But Agree. This is a comment to leave on a post you agree with that describes something so bad that "liking" it would seem sadistic.
by txba397 November 09, 2014
the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.
i.e. diarrhea
i.e. diarrhea
by txba397 December 15, 2008