spalk

Faux milk, that has been mingled with spice

This spalk is spicy but thinly vailed in its attempt to counterfeit actual spiced milk.

by Ghaldia March 7, 2005

spalk

an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.

A: "i are so good at this game!"
B: "yeah, well spalked dumbass."

by Jbags June 30, 2006

Spalk

Definition: A portmanteau of "spark" and "talk." To engage in a sudden, unexpected, and unusually interesting conversation with a stranger or acquaintance. Unlike small talk, a spalk is high-energy, intellectually stimulating, and often leaves both parties feeling inspired.

Example: I went in just to buy milk, but the cashier and I ended up spalking for ten minutes about whether or not cereal is technically a soup. It was way better than the usual small talk about the weather.

by Sadbohemiann February 20, 2026

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face

i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler

by mypssy August 11, 2010

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Spooge-spackled

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

salka

Salka is unique, beautiful and mysterious. She might look intimidating, because of her sophisticated exterior, but once you get to know her, she is eccentric and hilarious. She is creative and smart. Humble and shy to some. Once you become close to her, she is the most outgoing person you will know. She is an intellect-loving books, music, movies, and art. She is foreign, but takes on very well to her new surroundings. She is one of the best friends you could ask for. Also such a wiener.

Damn, I really love Salka.

by wienerdiaries November 5, 2018