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sperging 

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.
"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."
sperging by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007
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Sperging out 

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.
The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."
Sperging out by slyscafe September 29, 2010
The act of doing something an Asperger's person would do.
Why does he keep repeating himself and staring at her? He's totally spergin'.
spergin by Colintheaspie January 11, 2008

Splergio 

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.
Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.
Splergio by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017
A corgi mixed with a shibe is called a Sporgi. The Sporgi type are usually very playful and intelligent.
Guy 1: "That's a cute dog. What breed is it?"
Guy 2: "It's a sporgi."

Sperging out 

Behaving like someone with Asperger's syndrome, or needing to go home and shut yourself off from all human contact for a while.
This party is way too crowded. I feel like going home and sperging out for a while.
Sperging out by Howdykitty January 16, 2011