spörja

Old Swedish word for asking a question.
A question that you could easily figure out your self using common sence or Google.

"Stop spewing spörja, you're just dumb"

by Psykis November 29, 2016

Spoojacked

Being caught in the act of masturbating.

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

sportarobbie

The gayest ship ever. Basically, it's Sportacus and Robbie Rotten from the show Lazytown. Opposites attract, amirite?

Sportarobbie is so gay. I mean, look at them! The gay just vibes from their butts!

by dearph December 7, 2016

Sportauranteur

(noun) A restaurant owned/operated by a current or former sports star or athlete. A restaurant in a arena/stadium owned by a sports team or corporation.

Michael Jordan, LeBron James & Peyton Manning are 3 superstar athletes that became Sportauranteur's , owning restaurants during their playing days in basketball and football.

by Charm'tastic Guy August 8, 2017

sportacus

A character on the kid's show LazyTown, he's a super-active guy from Iceland. Many stay-at-home moms (and some dads) find him seriously hot, even though the guy who plays him, Magnus Scheving, is forty-something years old. He is also popular with teenage girls who love to slash him with his rival, Robbie Rotten.

Sportacus is the hottest thing in a blue hat since Four Swords came out.

by Chewing Gum November 15, 2005

Spormal

Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.

"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"

by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009