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Sporatic 

a person who is fuckin crazy, out of their fuckin mind u know
im fuckin sporatick, and well i did it to prove someone wrong
Sporatic by Mr.Xkills August 11, 2008

Sporatic Sexism 

When you make off the cuff sexist remarks for the sole intention of humor
Inferior gender: Hey can you buy me a new watch
Superior gender: Why? Theres already a clock on the stove
Inferior gender: You sexist piece of shit
Superior gender: Oof nah its sporatic sexism chill
Sporatic Sexism by PresidentAaron October 23, 2018

Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.
Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

An Endless Sporadic 

Error in the first AES entry: Zach Kamins plays the guitar, bass and keyboard, not the drums. Andy Gentiles is the only drummer of An Endless Sporadic.
Zach Kamins from An Endless Sporadic is so awesome. He plays the guitar, keyboard and bass.
An Endless Sporadic by Jeremi January 27, 2008

sporadically 

i learned what sporadically meant form the movie Clueless
sporadically by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

An Endless Sporadic 

A band that fuses progressive rock with lounge music-esque chords and rythms. The band is composed of Zach Kamins (guitar, keyboard, drums) and Andy Gentile (drums.) An Endless Sporadic was formed in 2005.

They have only released 3 songs and are yet to be signed by a record company. The song "Sun of Pearl" was featured in the game Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, and the song "Impulse" was featured in Guitar Hero III. Their other song, "Adventures of Jabubu", was but an experimental project.

Those three songs are part of a 5 song demo called "Ameliorate". The two remaining songs in the demo are being recorded as of 07/12/29.

An Endless Sporadic's first three songs were made via Internet. The remaining two songs in the demo will be done with in-real-life collaboration between the two musicians, featuring acoustic percussions (while the aforementioned songs were recorded using electronic percussions.)
An Endless Sporadic gives me eargasms.
An Endless Sporadic by Jeremi January 23, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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