sour smoothie 

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.

"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"

sour smoothie by Jhon K November 1, 2017

Sour Apple Smoothie 

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

Sour Apple Smoothie by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

Sour apple smoothie 

When a boy is eating out, A girl with Syphilis which is a STI, the girls genitals queef out a green substance which, obviously makes the boy throw up on the girls vagina.

Dude: "bro i got a sour apple smoothie yesterday"
other dude: "from where?"
Dude: "your girlfriends house"

Sour apple smoothie by PleaseStop:) October 25, 2023

Sour patch smoothie 

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina

She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again

Sour patch smoothie by I hate avrin February 17, 2022

Sour Apple Smoothie 

You eat it like its pussy but its a dick

#gay#weird# sour apple smoothie

Sour Apple Smoothie by Christian Owens123 April 5, 2019