The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.
"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."
by Shakes March 22, 2005
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the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner
After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.
by SourBalls November 12, 2009
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The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.
Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.
by Mike Taylor 22 January 28, 2007
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Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.
John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.

Sara: What do you mean?

John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.
by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 23, 2010
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Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.
Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.
by 1069 May 17, 2006
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Girl that has a nice body , big ass or tits but has an ugly face also known as butterface

Guy1-yo look at that ass
(Girl turns around)
Guy2- damn shes fucking ugly
Guy1- shes a sour patch kid
Booty boobs girl sour patch kid
by anonymous1010q May 03, 2011
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If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.
I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid
by austin rinahldi October 28, 2008
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