soultie

A deep spiritual connection between 2 people who have had raw sex, it’s more mental than physical and can cause irrational thoughts, actions ,or mood swings. 2 souls interacting with each others emotional and mental health due to irresponsible intercourse

I regret ever have a soultie with him..he’s not good for my mind or body.

by Ty.\ February 19, 2023

satans soultie

a gruesome sexual act committed by two men, in which one man proceeds to stretch his foreskin to a sufficient width to enclose his partners bellend; before vigorously jerking both men off in one continuous stroke.

jay and archie did a cheeky satans soultie last night, sounded great!

by sloppysam420 January 18, 2026

souties

A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.

Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.

by africanbriton September 17, 2014

Soulsies

When you are soulmates with someone...aggressively.

Angel and Evan are "Soulsies"

by Fonce of #wavegang July 25, 2012

souldier

someone who fights for a personal cause and not just because of a draft or monetary rewards.

she fought like a true "souldier" with her whole heart.

by BriBro October 20, 2008

soutie

An insulting term used for english white South African. These South Africans were claimed to have one leg in South Africa and one leg in England, thus dipping their balls in the salty ocean. "Soutie" directly translated means "a salty"

"Listen now Charlize, I can't stand these souties and their stupid language any mores not"

by yahya May 24, 2005

Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006