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sortition 

The feeling of being prevented for doing what one is fated, or intended, to do.
As the real estate agent planted a "SOLD" sign in the yard, Miguel felt himself overcome by a wave of sortition.
sortition by prevailingwest July 26, 2021
Related Words
soriti smriti Shriti sortie sriti Sritika Sorit Sorting Hat Sortition Spriting

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.
Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.
the coolest indian girl you`ll ever meet; fun to be around; fucking hilarious; knows how to make you laugh in her own ways; makes stuff funny that really aren`t
word in her vocabulary yizzir, bother, golly g, holy guacamole, etc.
smriti by xAZNBBY546x March 21, 2005

Force-sorting 

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.
I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.
Force-sorting by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit
I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.
Sorting Hat by Eggroy March 2, 2017
Pronounced: so-ite-us

A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".

The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".

The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"

There is also the negative: "so its not"
(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is

Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is

Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are

Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!
soitis by matt McIvor January 14, 2008