soitis

Pronounced: so-ite-us

A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".

The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".

The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"

There is also the negative: "so its not"

(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is

Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is

Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are

Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!

soitis by matt McIvor January 14, 2008

shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

softistry 

erectile dysfunction

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.

softistry by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 28, 2010

The Shitis 

The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.

In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.

The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.

I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.

The Shitis by Dark Chocolate V2 March 18, 2013

Still softish 

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔

Still Softish

Still softish by Valeriallozanof July 6, 2020

Soltis Supreme 

When you put a hot dog bun on your partners penis, then put mustard, ketchup, and other condiments on . And then start sucking it off like a hot dog.

Tommy bought wholesale buns for our soltis supreme

Soltis Supreme by Air Soltis. November 14, 2011

Shitism 

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).

"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads

Shitism by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018