sootsy 

An intelligent and cute human being

I'm gonna be a sooty on ya!

sootsy by Sootsy April 25, 2005

willbur soots ylyl rules 

Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

what is the ylyl rules?

willbur soots ylyl rules are,
Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

willbur soots ylyl rules by apple keifer October 13, 2020

sootyagoot

an affectionate way to make fun and degrade your friends for doing or saying something stupid. usage can vary and is applicable to any scenario.

- Can you pass the salsa?
- It's hummus, you sootyagoot!

- How was that one question on the math test?
- Man, I was a sootyagoot, don't even bother asking

sootyagoot by Rubber Duckie! May 17, 2021

The sooty way 

Being hungry for love, being hungry for pork, and being hungry for everything in between

Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah

The sooty way by Janettes February 24, 2021

Sooty & Sweep 

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

Sooty & Sweep by princess pokey May 28, 2011

Sooty

When you're not happy or bitter with something

I was really sooty that Susan got to go home early

Sooty by Ineedtoprovetochelseaitsaword October 25, 2019

Swotsy 

There are two definitions.

1.) Someone who is extremely awesome and knows it.

2.) (Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime) Flying yellow slime that talks in a formal manner and likes to wear goggles.

"Ehh, Swotsy? Eh wot?"

Swotsy by Swotsy October 8, 2009