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1. Of very poor quality; highly inferior.
2. Contemptible; despicable.
3. Unfortunate; unpleasant.
4. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable.
5. Incompetent; inept.
6. Trivial; insignificant.
7. Drunk
"I wanted to drive all the way to the city, but my car is way too sooty."

or

"I drank so much last night and got so sooty I peed on my dog."
Sooty by Capt Sassypants November 13, 2009
Another rude term for a negro
Blimey, look at that sooty over there, he must be at least six foot six
sooty by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
A great kids TV show in the 80s and early 90s.
"Sooty is my favourite program."
sooty by Diego August 29, 2003
(noun, or adjective)
Someone who is sexually active based on the famous guinea pig "Sooty"

See genuine article: http://humour.200ok.com.au/go_sooty.html
He was quite sooty last night.
'Hey, Sooty' (used as a nickname)
sooty by BusterBuster July 18, 2008
verb: To achieve victory over one or more women
Wow, he totally sootied that girl last night.

I didn't expect him to sooty her like that..
sooty by Sootie13131313 November 16, 2011
Being fisted like a hand puppet. Generally a gay term.
Chris is a Sooty
sooty by someonesooty December 16, 2008