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Sirscratchatoba 

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.
Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.
Sirscratchatoba by RJ May 28, 2004

Saqscratch 

The Saqscratch is the creeper version of the Sasquatch, preferring to brutally rape human witnesses rather than run away like their pussy cousins. Shows up at the exact wrong times and pulls your pants down.
Did you hear about our camping trip? Everything was going great until that Saqscratch showed up and raped the shit out of our bum-holes. Saqscratch got that longdick!
Saqscratch by soulDZA July 25, 2011

conscratchulations 

Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.
Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.
conscratchulations by QuacksO December 10, 2019

Songcatcher

An artist/musician whom songs move through to be shared with the world.
The magic of a songcatcher is that they can hear music in the world around us, for example in the wind. It is through the songcatcher's innate creativity, and awareness of the world around us, that they can breathe life into what they are attuning to by writing out the words they feel and singing it for us.
Songcatcher by PaintsWithWords April 30, 2024