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The special brand of thick, oily sweat that accumulates in the fold where the scrotum meets the base of the penis.
After his basketball game, Daryl had so much soim in his briefs that he wrung them out into a ziplock bag and then used it later that night for lube when bedding the entire cheerleading squad.
soim by Spitty in the City June 20, 2008
Words you can keep
An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.
After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
Soimer by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009
when u horny af you say this word
DAMN IM SOIMNAX AF PLS SOIMNAX ME
Soimnax by SOIMNYU January 25, 2021

Soimgunna 

A common term for the words "So I'm going to". Soimgunna is said quickly all in one word
Jason said I can leave work early, "Soimgunna"
Soimgunna by JPgunnnerz April 19, 2022

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain 

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

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s u s s y f a r t

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im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary 

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags 

When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.
I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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