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FDS SIMÃO 

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
FDS SIMÃO by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018
Related Words
soima • soimage • Sima • shima • saima • simantini • saiman says • simant • Shimanto • Shimapan

Saiman Says 

Snake, Bhendilord, Lil Bhendi, Sai-man, Saimandar Waghdhare, Brown PewDiePie, CarryMinati's illegitimate son; one man, many names, Saiman Says is India's new gen Youtuber whose sole motive is to make India 'dank' as our supreme lord and prophet Luxxey Chaudhary had wished.
"Hello everybody, welcome to Saiman Says"

shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins
Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow
shimaidon Futago by Goliathz February 10, 2021

Shimatta  

A light expletive, means "Oh, no!" or "damn!" in Japanese
Shimatta I'm gonna be fired for this!
Shimatta by HyunJoon August 6, 2008

yoroshiku onegai shimasu 

Basically, this is said as an entry-level phrase to someone you have a favorable impression with, or if you are a very 'traditional' person. Another situation you would use this, is if you were being convinced to accept someone's hospitality. I am unfamiliar with the direct transliteration, but if you wash the grammar properly it comes out to be 'Please treat me kindly' or 'Please take care of me' or 'I am in your care, kindly' something to that effect. As you can see, this phrase is a trade of trust, where you 'ask' for trust, and 'give' trust by 'placing' yourself in someone's care.

Source? My frequent visits to Japan, and familiarity with its culture.
'Yoroshiku onegai shimasu, senpai.'

- Here, an underclassman at school or work who might have previously met this person they refer to as 'senpai' (or senior, upperclassman) Implores them to continue their goodwill now, and in the future. The meeting may be in front of the senior's friends, so the person wants to be respectful so their senior doesn't lose face.
yoroshiku onegai shimasu by Taketo November 26, 2013
Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
Sima is the type of friend i want.
Sima by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021
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countrypolitan 

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