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An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.
shimage by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018
Going for a swim.
Mark is coming for swimage
Swimage by Dudeadude March 18, 2011

skimaged 

it is the pikey slang for "under the influence of alcohol"
lets jell its the javversthey've come to skank our pevs and we won't get skimaged

i need some wedgeso i can get pevs then i can get skimaged
skimaged by kiwizoe September 4, 2005
/swäˈrājər/ noun: A wild evening party or gathering, typically in a private house and involving the consumption of alcohol, for conversation or music. A closed form compound word derived from “soirée” and “rager.”
I was hungover until, like, 5 p.m., after Krissy's soirager.
soirager by imaneffingpsycho August 1, 2017
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Verb: "My PC had a virus so I swimaged it."
Swimage by Davedude42 December 27, 2022
An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.
“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
simage by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024