soimage 

a very loud kid that is always singing a bad remix of lalala. He is also a laughing god and always sreams when he plays games.

Hi soimage.

soimage by doglettuce October 24, 2019

shimage 

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.

shimage by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018

Swimage 

Going for a swim.

Mark is coming for swimage

Swimage by Dudeadude March 18, 2011

skimaged 

it is the pikey slang for "under the influence of alcohol"

lets jell its the javversthey've come to skank our pevs and we won't get skimaged

i need some wedgeso i can get pevs then i can get skimaged

skimaged by kiwizoe September 4, 2005

soirager

/swäˈrājər/ noun: A wild evening party or gathering, typically in a private house and involving the consumption of alcohol, for conversation or music. A closed form compound word derived from “soirée” and “rager.”

I was hungover until, like, 5 p.m., after Krissy's soirager.

soirager by imaneffingpsycho August 1, 2017

Swimage 

Swimage is a full PC lifecycle management solution which ensures PCs continually remain healthy and compliant. Whether PCs are onsite or remote, Swimage monitors, alerts, and remediates any issue automatically and rapidly. PCs are fully functional and secure on first login.

To enhance security, Swimage’s patented encryption handler allows devices to always remain encrypted, even during deployments, migrations, and rebuilds. Swimage integrates with zero trust security stacks and ensures all PCs, regardless of location, remain secure and meet compliance requirements.

To safeguard business continuity, Swimage can simultaneously recover thousands of systems when disaster recovery is needed.

With over 25 years of innovation, Swimage has efficiently managed millions of endpoints across 85 countries, and is the preferred solution for many Fortune 100, mid-market, and government agencies.

Swimage is easily installed in a few hours and can integrate with any existing tools or run stand-alone.

Verb: "My PC had a virus so I swimaged it."

Swimage by Davedude42 December 27, 2022

simage 

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

simage by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024