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soiled it
'Soiled it' is like the ultimate compliment, the highest of fives. 👏 It means you owned that thing so hard, you made it your own and without you, the whole show would be a total flop. Now go forth and 'soil' everything you do! 🌟🎉
1. Neymar's goal last night was so epic. His just "soiled it".
2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.
3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.
2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.
3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.
soiled it by earthbuddy March 12, 2023
Soiled Sock
1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.
2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
Soiled Sock by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016
sondler
A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.
Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.
sondler by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017
soiled his diaper
1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum
1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.
soiled his diaper by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
Soilder
Soilder is a common misspelling of soldier, usually meaning whoever has typed the message containing soilder is a small child who has not yet learned the difference between the ground and a soldier, and can often be found being used by new players in the game Roblox. See Solider for similar misspelling.
For example, that noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types might say, "how to bea n us mairnes soilder?". Everyone will continue to ignore him until some hopeless soul tries to explain it to him, "so you go into menu and select... (he will explain all of it to him)". Of course, the noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types will not understand, and ask the same question until he either leaves or gets fed up with nobody answering him.
For example, that noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types might say, "how to bea n us mairnes soilder?". Everyone will continue to ignore him until some hopeless soul tries to explain it to him, "so you go into menu and select... (he will explain all of it to him)". Of course, the noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types will not understand, and ask the same question until he either leaves or gets fed up with nobody answering him.
"I wnat be soilder, how be soilder?" the noob says, and nobody listens to him because he's been asking the same or similar things for maybe even hours on end.
Soilder by NewbzRKee(Probably) February 11, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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