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A person who is absolutely useless and can't hold their own

Here he comes walking like a softcunt, stop being a softcunt DB

softcunt by Biglad92 October 3, 2021

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Soft Cunt

A person who is emotionally weak

Johnny I was just joking, don't cry you soft cunt.

Soft Cunt by Shontelle Shimo August 20, 2014

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Soft Cunt

The Australian word for pussy. It can be used affectionately, but it often an insult. Not be be confused for mad, weak or sick cunt.

*Watches chic flic*
*Oi, are you crying?*
*Maybe*
*God, don't be such a soft cunt*

Soft Cunt by plssendhelp May 10, 2015

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Soft cunt

Someone who is emotionally weak or over sensitive

Wyatt's being a soft cunt by telling people she misses them

Soft cunt by Substrerch January 4, 2016

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Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

Soft cunt by Soulcide November 13, 2022

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soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

soft cunt by ARMS March 29, 2005

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Soft cunt

The Aussie word 4 sum 1 who is a PUSSY! Can't take shit.... you could blow them and they'd fly a hundrd Fucken years away..... Softy prick

my fag friend james (professional soft cunt).... I call him sandwich....... Because I ate his cock like a sandwich

Soft cunt by Arabian Sperm Bank August 7, 2015

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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