sofcock

Stands for a "Soft Cock", a person who's not a real man, ie able to satisfy the ladies

The guys a total Sofcock..

by Toolbag65 April 20, 2010

Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Ragnor Softcock

When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock

by Fatwell December 8, 2022

softcock

One who is constantly subdued by his partner/wife/fiance to the point where he has no identity of his own, rather just a puppet that she speaks through.

"Geez.. his at home cuddling up to her again"
"Yeah, Sam's such a softcock"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008

Softcock

A man who is precious, can't make decisions and lacks balls

That gibbsy is a real softcock

by Mr Manager February 1, 2015

Softcock

man who cant get a hard on, therefore is a useless cunt, useless cunt therefore being a softcock, softcock can descibe someone who cant or wont do something whatever that might be

my mate could,nt change the tyre on his car, fucking softcock

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

softcock special

Robbie Engels favorite meal

Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."

by Softcock Express April 26, 2010