Definitions by dirtbox

cunt plaster 

womens sanitary towel

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please

cunt plaster by dirtbox September 12, 2006

Softcock 

man who cant get a hard on, therefore is a useless cunt, useless cunt therefore being a softcock, softcock can descibe someone who cant or wont do something whatever that might be

my mate could,nt change the tyre on his car, fucking softcock

Softcock by dirtbox July 24, 2006

sphinctered 

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

sphinctered by dirtbox July 24, 2006

mongrel shit cunt

term of abuse for anybody who pisses you off for whatever reason, to be a mongrel shit cunt is to be the lowest of the low

whilst out driving the other day a a bus driver pulled right out in front of me without indicating, as i sped past i shouted out of the window loudly , You fucking mongrel shit cunt

mongrel shit cunt by dirtbox July 24, 2006