SOFAS
SOFAS by creme_dela_mem3 February 24, 2019
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Sofas Revenge
After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.
Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)
Sofas Revenge by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009
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fart sofa
An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
fart sofa by FlatusMeister August 23, 2011
snortin the sofa
Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
Sofaygo
Blonde haired goat that only makes hits & has accumulated over 1M plays on SoundCloud & other platforms
sofa king stew peed
A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021
mexican softside
Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.
mexican softside by dendu March 27, 2015
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