SOFAS

Survivor of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Keep your opinions to yerselves you fucking SOFAS

by creme_dela_mem3 February 24, 2019

Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

fart sofa

An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.

I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.

On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?

by FlatusMeister August 23, 2011

snortin the sofa

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Sofaygo

Blonde haired goat that only makes hits & has accumulated over 1M plays on SoundCloud & other platforms

Sofaygo bitching dem niggas - bruce DEO

by 2fedrn December 13, 2020

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

mexican softside

A garbage bag (typically 30 gallons or more and black in color) used to transport clothing.

Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.

by dendu March 27, 2015