sockmobbing 

Standing on the corner, minding my own business. Totally not dealing drugs.

From the acronym SOCMOB.

This dude said he was just sockmobbing when Some Guy shot him in the ass... yeah, right.

sockmobbing by danielle tate January 10, 2016

stockjobbing 

An integral component of the bdsm scene. Stockjobbing combines the elegance of a wilderbeast and the spiritual awareness of an insane clown posse "juggalo" to fuse together a sexual act that can not legally be arranged into word format. However, instumental arrangements involving the trombone are explicitly allowed as is the disclosure of the climactic experience involved which is commonly reffered to as the "J-Spot". During such an experience, one is drained of all bodily fluid during and left quivering in a state of pure ecstasy. The extracted fluids are often used as flavour enhances at popular restaurants in dishes such as lamb shanks and casseroles.

Oh man, i gave Dani one hell if a stockjobbing last night.

stockjobbing by rockosmodernwife May 19, 2018