sockdrawer

To take a credit card out of your wallet and stash it somewhere in the house. A sock drawer is a common place to use, hence the name. The idea is that by limiting your access to the card, you'll be less likely to use it and run up your balance.

I've saved hundreds of dollars ever since I sockdrawered my Visa card last year.

by Peter October 13, 2005

zayna's sockdrawer

A place where things of a dirty nature are abundant and expected.

Guy 1: Dude that's nasty!
Guy 2: Nah its not that bad... It's not like I got it from zayna's sockdrawer or anything....

by incognito-iron January 23, 2017

zayna's sockdrawer

A drawer where many sexual and non kosher things show up. Full of dirty secrets, used socks and so on.

John: Jamie where'd you find that dildo? Zayna's sockdrawer?

Jamie: Si papi.

by Jamjams January 16, 2017

Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

sock drawer

an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!

by xykorix March 6, 2007

Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015