sockdom

When you use a sock to masturbate in to!

“Ahhh mate talk about embarrassing! My mum picked up my sockdoms from the bedroom floor! Thankfully she just thought they were crusty from being over worn!”

by Joebyonekanobi November 15, 2017

socksome

When a 2 people join a sock together for sexual pleasure.

My best friend asked me to join she and her sock for a socksome.

by sock king February 23, 2019

Sockdolager

A person who does the finishing blow typically in a fight.

That sockdolager really KO'd the crap out of some kid.

by Alexei Griesbach February 1, 2009

Sockomnia

Being sexually aroused by your father inlaws sock. Being kept awake at night by the thought of wanking into your father inlaws sock, whilst being rubbed on the back by your mother in law.

"you look tired today, Jim". "yeah, i've got Sockomnia, i've been awake all night thinking about having a wank in my father inlaws grubby sock, i'm shattered"

by Sharpele82 June 3, 2015

suckdom

when bowling, knocking all but one pinn and when on your second chance missing it by so little it starts wobbling but stays upright

zane so just got suckdom

by mickles475 October 6, 2008

sockbomb

1. When you cum in a dirty sock and hit someone in the face with it.

2. When you cum in someone else's sock and leave it.

3. When you wear a sock as a condom and successfully penetrate your lover.

1. Dude, I totally got Jimmy with a sockbomb earlier!

2. I'm gonna leave Tom a sockbomb, check it out!

3. doctor - How did you get rugburn on your inner walls? girl - My idiot boyfriend gave me a sockbomb.

by Almighty C-Word November 19, 2011

sockdollager

1. a decisive blow

2. a remarkable person or thing

The sockdollager was the botched attempt to obtain documents that they did not own or have authorized access to.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2010