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sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.
"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"
sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008
When you use a sock to masturbate in to!
“Ahhh mate talk about embarrassing! My mum picked up my sockdoms from the bedroom floor! Thankfully she just thought they were crusty from being over worn!”
sockdom by Joebyonekanobi November 15, 2017

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.
"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"
Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005

socksome 

When a 2 people join a sock together for sexual pleasure.
My best friend asked me to join she and her sock for a socksome.
socksome by sock king February 23, 2019

Sockmonkey

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockomnia 

Being sexually aroused by your father inlaws sock. Being kept awake at night by the thought of wanking into your father inlaws sock, whilst being rubbed on the back by your mother in law.
"you look tired today, Jim". "yeah, i've got Sockomnia, i've been awake all night thinking about having a wank in my father inlaws grubby sock, i'm shattered"
Sockomnia by Sharpele82 June 3, 2015
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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