Sockmom 

Hi my name is John Buehler, im a sockmom.

Happy sockmom day!

Sockmom by anonymous May 9, 2021

sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008

sockdom

When you use a sock to masturbate in to!

“Ahhh mate talk about embarrassing! My mum picked up my sockdoms from the bedroom floor! Thankfully she just thought they were crusty from being over worn!”

sockdom by Joebyonekanobi November 15, 2017

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005

socksome 

When a 2 people join a sock together for sexual pleasure.

My best friend asked me to join she and her sock for a socksome.

socksome by sock king February 23, 2019

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockmonkey by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009

Sockomnia 

Being sexually aroused by your father inlaws sock. Being kept awake at night by the thought of wanking into your father inlaws sock, whilst being rubbed on the back by your mother in law.

"you look tired today, Jim". "yeah, i've got Sockomnia, i've been awake all night thinking about having a wank in my father inlaws grubby sock, i'm shattered"

Sockomnia by Sharpele82 June 3, 2015