Sockmom

Hi my name is John Buehler, im a sockmom.

Happy sockmom day!

by anonymous May 9, 2021

sockmonger

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

by Tamin September 24, 2008

sockdom

When you use a sock to masturbate in to!

“Ahhh mate talk about embarrassing! My mum picked up my sockdoms from the bedroom floor! Thankfully she just thought they were crusty from being over worn!”

by Joebyonekanobi November 15, 2017

Sockmonsteredness

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

by master_gopher January 17, 2005

socksome

When a 2 people join a sock together for sexual pleasure.

My best friend asked me to join she and her sock for a socksome.

by sock king February 23, 2019

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009

Sockomnia

Being sexually aroused by your father inlaws sock. Being kept awake at night by the thought of wanking into your father inlaws sock, whilst being rubbed on the back by your mother in law.

"you look tired today, Jim". "yeah, i've got Sockomnia, i've been awake all night thinking about having a wank in my father inlaws grubby sock, i'm shattered"

by Sharpele82 June 3, 2015