(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriatebehaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwearmassaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )