A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
“Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.
Person A: Since humans are 70% water and the moon can move water across the entire planet, that means every time there's a full moon, we get mad wavy nahmean.
Person B: Yo Socratrees if you smoke any more weed, you're gonna start making sense.