surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

Toasty

Drunk, intoxicated, wasted, under the influence of alcohol

I got a little toasty at the bar last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017

one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 11, 2017

Accidental Anal

When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.

Accidental Anal worked like a charm with Katie last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017

smoke run

When you drive around in your car with some friends, usually in a neighborhood while smoking weed.

I loved the scene in Dazed and Confused when those kids were fucking up mailboxes during their smoke run.

You want to go for a motherfuckin smoke run after this beer?

by PulpFictionFan94 October 07, 2017

Fake out

When a parent wraps an empty box in Christmas paper to fuck with their kids.

Made famous in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when did it to Dennis and Dee and screamed "fake out" when they opened their gifts.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017

Squeeze a fuck out

Pissing someone who doesn't usually swear off so much that they use the word fuck.

When the priest saw that some kids slashed his tires he screamed "You got to be fucking kidding me." I guess they really did squeeze a fuck out of him.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017