Definitions by RealTrey19

bandsexual

Someone who is forgoing romantic attraction in favor of making more money, or “bands.”

Guy 1: “Are you gay or straight?”
Guy 2: “I’m bandsexual. I don’t have a partner, I put money on a pedestal.”

bandsexual by RealTrey19 October 19, 2025

societree 

A figure of speech for any tree or bush that serves metaphorically for the growth and development of a society or nation.

The American Revolution planted the seed of our societree.

societree by RealTrey19 December 14, 2024

Borat defense 

To blame a crime committed on your wife.

My client would like to plead the Borat defense.

Borat defense by RealTrey19 May 18, 2024

Zach Wilson

(verb) to mess up spectacularly

Did you hear? Jimmy totally Zach Wilsonned on that test!

Zach Wilson by RealTrey19 October 1, 2023