The surreal anticipatory
period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the
real-
time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-
toe, watch-the-movin' cop
finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-
Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...