sobrietist 

When you’re not an alcoholic, but you’re a sobrietist. Someone who does not drink alcohol, ever.

I don’t drink alcohol, ever, I’m a sobrietist

sobrietist by The little muffin April 15, 2023

sobrietus 

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."

sobrietus by Glenny G January 14, 2008