sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.

To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.

by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.

To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.

by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

sobrietus

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."

by Glenny G January 14, 2008

sobritious

The quality of being a sober person. A person who drinks a lot is drunk, and a person who does not dink has the quality of being sober, they are sobritious.

Me: "You are the alchoholic Ying to my sobritious Yang."
You: "Hey, sobritious isn't a word!"
Me: "Yes it is, you're just a drunk and don't know any better!"

by .annA May 22, 2007

sobrietist

When you’re not an alcoholic, but you’re a sobrietist. Someone who does not drink alcohol, ever.

I don’t drink alcohol, ever, I’m a sobrietist

by The little muffin April 15, 2023