sobrietus

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."

by Glenny G January 14, 2008

Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Solvietus

Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.

Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"

by SalsaDaddy March 8, 2018

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

Sobrietarian

A person who does not condone or engage is frivolous activities involving drugs or alcohol.

Stoner 1: Dude all these sobrietarians are cramping our style.
Stoner 2: I know man, lets go to my car and take some B.T.s.

by theown1 July 13, 2012

Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

by ericmanoa September 4, 2013