Sobrietarian 

A person who does not condone or engage is frivolous activities involving drugs or alcohol.

Stoner 1: Dude all these sobrietarians are cramping our style.
Stoner 2: I know man, lets go to my car and take some B.T.s.

Sobrietarian by theown1 July 13, 2012

Sobrietarily Disconnected 

Fuckin Wasted

I saw Gomez playing beersbie with that ramtard Ben VonDubya....they were both so sobrietarily disconnected, I think they shit themselves.

Sobrietarily Disconnected by GomezGomezGomezGomezGomez June 3, 2010