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so-called president
Donald Trump. A way to refer to the man in the highest public office without degrading the dignity of said office. Can be used with or in place of his name.
Person A: Did you watch the so-called president's inauguration?
Person B: Hell no.
At 6 a.m., so-called President Trump tweeted, "children with cancer are weak losers. Sad!"
Person B: Hell no.
At 6 a.m., so-called President Trump tweeted, "children with cancer are weak losers. Sad!"
so-called president by UncleJoeBiden January 14, 2017
So-Called Friend
Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!
Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber
Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!
Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber
Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.
So-Called Friend by Mari~ November 18, 2009
So-called style
Those girls who attempt to be preppy and fall into style by wearing North face (or other brand) fleece jackets, carry knock-off designer purses that are ridiculously huge, wear Ugg boots with the "fur" showing, wear moccasins, wear their high school's t-shirts, sweatshirts, and sweatpants, have thick neon colored headbands in their hair, wear an atrocious up-do in their hair and it's held together with 10+ bobby pins, own something embroidered, and have fake bake tans. These girls also strive to look dressy when going to nice places, but are not recognizable outside of dressy affairs because of the usual sloppy appearance. These girls often criticize others for looking messy or gross even when they are not dressed nice. Also, these girls tend not to be the most hygienic. This is more common with girls in private, uniform wearing high schools. A subcategory of preppy.
so-called style girl: omg. are those the same pants that you wore yesterday?
normal girl: wow, you're wearing uggs with a miniskirt and you're dissing me?
so-called style girl1: omg i don't have a green headband to match this outfit
so-called style girl2: girl, what's wrong with you? I'd lend you mine but it has my intials on it
normal girl: wow, you're wearing uggs with a miniskirt and you're dissing me?
so-called style girl1: omg i don't have a green headband to match this outfit
so-called style girl2: girl, what's wrong with you? I'd lend you mine but it has my intials on it
So-called style by alx-nichole February 21, 2010
so called LOVE
love is kind, love is good.
love is NOT having sex then get nocked up with a baby that you don't even know if it is yours.
love is NOT having sex then get nocked up with a baby that you don't even know if it is yours.
brule:come lets have sex!!
ME:no lets snuggle
brule:nooo i want it noww!
ME: no cause the next thing you know i will be on that show 16 and......
brule:u thing too much i bet i can calm your feelings....
so called LOVE
ME:no lets snuggle
brule:nooo i want it noww!
ME: no cause the next thing you know i will be on that show 16 and......
brule:u thing too much i bet i can calm your feelings....
so called LOVE
so called LOVE by lab871 December 18, 2010
So called girlfriend
His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."
So called girlfriend by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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