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Snurgling
Someone who sniffs seats (such as office chairs, Bicycle seats or underwear) for sexual pleasure, hoping to smell either farts or juicy whiffs.
I saw Chris Snurgling my girlfriends bike last night so I punched him in his happy sacks. He's such a dirty snurgler.
Snurgling by phillwillkill July 27, 2011
Related Words
Snurgling • snuggling • smurgling • snugglingus • Snurging • snorgling • snurdling • Snurling • Spurgling • active snuggling
snugglingus
snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!
snugglingus by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
Smuggling Bananas
Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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