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snugglestuck

the moment in which you require mobility of your physical person, however you are unable to meet your own needs because you are cuddling a child who's need to be cuddled exceeds your need to move; you are stuck
Hey babe, can you refill my wine? I'm snugglestuck. (she says with her 7 year old feverish sleeping child cuddled on her lap; which renders her unable to refill her own glass).

or) I can't help you clean the kitchen, I'm snugglestuck.
snugglestuck by docmama09 March 13, 2020
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snugglefucking

What happens on lazy days when you don't want to get out of bed. You spoon, then fuck in the spooning position, then fall asleep spooning. Repeat until rejuvenated, someone gets hungry or someone has to pee.
We were both tired from long hospital shifts so we spent the day snugglefucking.
snugglefucking by Phrasecoiner December 22, 2013

Snugglefuck

The act of snuggling cutely while forcefully thrusting into your partner.
She and I snugglefucked last night.
Snugglefuck by Sky Beats January 15, 2018

Snugglefuck

Snugglefuck is when you only planned to cuddle or snuggle and you end up fucking because all the friction in your pants caused a fire that needed to be put out.
Girl! Matt invited me over to snuggle and watch movies and before Titanic sunk it turned into a snugglefuck session..
Snugglefuck by KittyCunt December 23, 2019

Snugglefucker 

One who draws in another individual by creating a warm comfortable position in order to achieve sexual intercourse.
Allison: "Last night, Mike slithered into my room after the party and held me from behind, before I knew it, he was inside me."
Jennifer: "Eewww... He's such a Snugglefucker."

Snugglefuck

Enter spooning position, eagerly kiss the neck of your partner while rubbing the thigh gently with the palm of your hand. Thus opening her sexual pallet. Firmly press forward on her leg, slide penis approximately 3-6 inches inside of her, grabbing tightly onto her hair and railing the fuck out of her. Thus creating the snugglefuck effect
Tonight I'm going to snugglefuck you all night.

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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