snugglestuck

the moment in which you require mobility of your physical person, however you are unable to meet your own needs because you are cuddling a child who's need to be cuddled exceeds your need to move; you are stuck

Hey babe, can you refill my wine? I'm snugglestuck. (she says with her 7 year old feverish sleeping child cuddled on her lap; which renders her unable to refill her own glass).

or) I can't help you clean the kitchen, I'm snugglestuck.

by docmama09 March 13, 2020

snugglefucking

What happens on lazy days when you don't want to get out of bed. You spoon, then fuck in the spooning position, then fall asleep spooning. Repeat until rejuvenated, someone gets hungry or someone has to pee.

We were both tired from long hospital shifts so we spent the day snugglefucking.

by Phrasecoiner December 22, 2013

Snugglefuck

The act of snuggling cutely while forcefully thrusting into your partner.

She and I snugglefucked last night.

by Sky Beats January 15, 2018

Snugglefuck

Snugglefuck is when you only planned to cuddle or snuggle and you end up fucking because all the friction in your pants caused a fire that needed to be put out.

Girl! Matt invited me over to snuggle and watch movies and before Titanic sunk it turned into a snugglefuck session..

by KittyCunt December 23, 2019

Snugglefucker

One who draws in another individual by creating a warm comfortable position in order to achieve sexual intercourse.

Allison: "Last night, Mike slithered into my room after the party and held me from behind, before I knew it, he was inside me."
Jennifer: "Eewww... He's such a Snugglefucker."

by snugglefucker.com August 4, 2010

Snugglefuck

Enter spooning position, eagerly kiss the neck of your partner while rubbing the thigh gently with the palm of your hand. Thus opening her sexual pallet. Firmly press forward on her leg, slide penis approximately 3-6 inches inside of her, grabbing tightly onto her hair and railing the fuck out of her. Thus creating the snugglefuck effect

Tonight I'm going to snugglefuck you all night.

by Chronic bitch face July 15, 2014

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.

1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008