snrubbery

All-concious awareness; gratitude and a state of awe in regard to all living things; unity of the mind, body, and soul; the source, Way, or all Creative energy.

This glorious morning, I awoke in enlightened snrubbery.

by thedrapedlight June 3, 2010

shrubber

A person who arranges, designs and sells shrubberies.

King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"

Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

by MusP July 6, 2011

SHRUBBERY

A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.

"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"

by Juke March 25, 2004

Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.

Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"

by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

inverse snobbery

Thinking you're better than other people because you're working class, have a regional accent, don't use big words, read tabloid papers, or for other reasons which are opposite to those which would be involved in "snobbery" in the usual sense.

The argument that people who live in "rough" areas are the only ones who "know" about crime and that everyone else should shut up is just an example of inverse snobbery.

by Andy May 1, 2004

snobbery

The sniffy behaviour employed by a snob. Behaving in a superior fashion to others on account of their perceived (or actual) status in relationship to one's own.

Toff: 'Look at those oiks, they are wearing poor shoes, how ghastly, ugh, wide berth Timothy, wide berth...'
Oik: 'See they uppity nigguhz? Nevah done a day's work nevah. Heh - they all book-lurned n'shit. That's snobbery right there *hokspit*'

by honkydoreen July 4, 2015

tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).

noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber

by krodes November 7, 2011