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shrubber 

A person who arranges, designs and sells shrubberies.
King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"

Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
shrubber by MusP July 6, 2011
A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.
"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"
SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004

Scrubbly Wubbly 

A term used when someone is being a 'Srcrub' more or less in a dumbfounded situation or event.

Determined a scrub when being found guilty of being a complete idiot/failure at life.
Person A : Wow you're such a retard.
Person B : I'm a retard? why?
Person A : Yeah you are. Anyone can do that.
Person B : Then you are Scrubbly Wubbly because I can do it better.
Scrubbly Wubbly by C216 April 25, 2009
An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

scrumber 

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."
scrumber by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).
noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber
tit scrubbers by krodes November 7, 2011