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Snortables 

Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?

Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!

Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!

Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head
Snortables by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012
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Snortables 

Adult version of a lunchables but in powder form and inhaled through the nostrils. Often comes in little sandwich baggies.
Hey Sniffany let's go to the restroom and do some snortables.
Snortables by Rowdyruck December 2, 2023

Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.
Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.
Shortables by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018

snortblast 

A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.
She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.
snortblast by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009

sportable 

a person worth being seen in public with
she is hittable but is she sportable
sportable by alein1234 December 19, 2007

shootables 

An object suitable or worthy of being shot
"The tank is out of shootables" - quote TalkButNoWalk 2017
shootables by matt8263 March 21, 2018

SORTABLEYTXD 

The fuckface who put my name on the urban dictionary is
SORTABLEYTXD

is annoying
SORTABLEYTXD by fuelman6969 November 23, 2021
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