7 definitions by FlappedJoint
Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?
Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!
Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!
Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?
Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!
Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!
Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head
by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012
Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.
Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"
Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"
Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"
Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"
Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"
Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"
Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"
by FlappedJoint March 2, 2012
Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"
Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"
Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"
Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"
Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"
by FlappedJoint September 5, 2012
When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.
Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.
Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.
Example 1:
Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"
Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"
Example 2:
Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"
Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"
Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"
Example 2:
Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"
by FlappedJoint March 3, 2012
Being cained is similar to being fucked, but used more by the town heads of Liverpool, UK that like to get off your barnett and are experiencing a very bad comedown the next morning.
Example 1:
Jordan: Come out for a bit lad it's a nice day
Tom: Swerve that lad I am cained here you know
Example 2:
Dave: Come to mine for a bit lad
Tom: Go on sound lad but you better have a joint waiting for me I am cained and I need to sort me head out
Example 3:
Ryan: Lad those Formby heads were devouring the beak the little weirdos, haha they will be cained now like.
Jordan: Come out for a bit lad it's a nice day
Tom: Swerve that lad I am cained here you know
Example 2:
Dave: Come to mine for a bit lad
Tom: Go on sound lad but you better have a joint waiting for me I am cained and I need to sort me head out
Example 3:
Ryan: Lad those Formby heads were devouring the beak the little weirdos, haha they will be cained now like.
by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012
A banger is a man or woman who is very strong and could/will fight anyone, any time. He is usually hench or fat
by FlappedJoint December 3, 2012
A packie joint is when you don't have much weed left, barely enough for a joint and you're sharing it, similar to a prison rollie Commonly used amongst stoners in the North West of the UK.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Hey lad have any merch there?"
Dave: "Yeah lad but not much, it's like a packie joint"
Example 2:
Chris: "Lad I got scummed there, I got a 10s and it wasn't even two reefers lad, it was like a fattie and a little packie joint for when I go to bed"
Ryan: "Hey lad have any merch there?"
Dave: "Yeah lad but not much, it's like a packie joint"
Example 2:
Chris: "Lad I got scummed there, I got a 10s and it wasn't even two reefers lad, it was like a fattie and a little packie joint for when I go to bed"
by FlappedJoint September 5, 2012