snifilis 

An extreme, potentially highly contageous, case of sniffling

My girlfirend kept me up all night the other night with her sniffling, I think she might have snifilis

snifilis by Juffy Jufferson June 24, 2012

sniffilis 

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.

"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."

sniffilis by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009

Sniffilis 

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.

I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.

Sniffilis by DidaJ May 3, 2013

Sniffilis 

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.

One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis].

Sniffilis by twill176 October 17, 2017

Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.

"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant

Snifflis by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010

Sifilis Sea 

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

Sifilis Sea by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Sniffilis 

A syphilis infection in one's nasal passages or sinus cavity; usually caused by snorting powdered cocaine out of a prostitutes vagina (aka a Columbian Special).

I snorted syphilis; now my nose got sniffilis.

Sniffilis by -SVEN- December 8, 2012