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Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.
"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant
by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010
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Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.
I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"
by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010
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sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you
David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."
by Dabito February 24, 2011
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Spifflish

Someone or something that is completely crazy that never stops being weird and wonderful.

Another word for nonsenseiopian
Oh my god, girl - you’re so spifflish it’s hilarious!
by miss_paige_turner June 3, 2018
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sniffilis

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.
"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."
by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009
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Sniffilis

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.
I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.
by DidaJ May 3, 2013
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Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.
"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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