Sif-ilis

An infectious disease caused by a mischief, usually transmitted by random acts of stupidity, marked initially by irritation and progressing to groin pain. Outbreaks recur cyclically. If left untreated long enough, can lead to madness.

Origin: Loki television series, Season 1, Episode 4, "The Nexus Event"
Etymology: Old Norse

Loki contracted Sif-ilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

by gnomeworx July 3, 2021

Sifilis Sea

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

sifilis girl

when u fuck another guy after you break up with ur boyfriend and he is a scurfy mother fucker!!!!!

broke up with my boyfriend johnny and i bang some hood rat and get something ooozing out of my cooter and how i became known as sifilis girl :(

by g04e1te March 11, 2009

Sifilis

An infectious disease caused by a mischief, usually transmitted by random acts of stupidity, marked initially by irritation and progressing to groin pain. Outbreaks recur cyclically. If left untreated long enough, can lead to madness.

Origin: Loki television series, Season 1, Episode 4, "The Nexus Event"

Etymology: Old Norse

Loki contracted Sifilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

by gnomeworx July 4, 2021