Sif-ilis

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An infectious disease caused by a mischief, usually transmitted by random acts of stupidity, marked initially by irritation and progressing to groin pain. Outbreaks recur cyclically. If left untreated long enough, can lead to madness.

Origin: Loki television series, Season 1, Episode 4, "The Nexus Event"
Etymology: Old Norse

Loki contracted Sif-ilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

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Sifilis Sea

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

Sifilis Sea by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

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sifilis girl

when u fuck another guy after you break up with ur boyfriend and he is a scurfy mother fucker!!!!!

broke up with my boyfriend johnny and i bang some hood rat and get something ooozing out of my cooter and how i became known as sifilis girl :(

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Sifilis

Loki contracted Sifilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

Sifilis by gnomeworx July 4, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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