To use to name a secret/secluded beach only you and your trusted comrades know about. Aka a sneaky beach. Often used instead of saying the name of the beach.
I'mpacking some snacks, taking a cheeky trip to the Sneach
A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.
That snail made a leafboat to get to snurch. Im proud of him.