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To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.
That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.
by Snerkist February 22, 2005
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A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for β€˜snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.
That snail made a leaf boat to get to snurch. Im proud of him.
by Rachel_G July 02, 2018
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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"

From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
by Neil Baxter November 01, 2005
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When you're eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.
"woah dude you okay?"
"yeah I just snurched."
by WalrusTheSquirrel February 17, 2015
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Apparently 'smell', as a verb. I knew a roadie who sometimes included the word in the lines he yelled from the truck at passing girls. This was UK, circa 1975, and the roadie was from the county of Dorset.
"Gie us a snurch of yer knickers"!
by Regibald Trouserbleat February 26, 2010
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