A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.
by Rachel_G July 02, 2018
The combination of the word Snail and the word Church. A Snurch contains 6 guardians also known as the rainbow six guardians containing; pink, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. There is only one Snurch and there will always be one Snurch. It is ran by instagrammer @snailpuppet it is rare to be accepted into the Snurch.
by Snail Puppet October 13, 2018
by Snurch May 25, 2015
When you're eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.
by WalrusTheSquirrel February 17, 2015
Apparently 'smell', as a verb. I knew a roadie who sometimes included the word in the lines he yelled from the truck at passing girls. This was UK, circa 1975, and the roadie was from the county of Dorset.
by Regibald Trouserbleat February 26, 2010
by The Snurch April 24, 2010