sneever

When your friend is a dumb bitch and commits an act of sneeving. Sometimes just seen as a mispronunciation of "sneezing", it's always fine to see it as a contraction of sneezing and heaving. It meaning a combination of the two actions.

Friend A: So I'm just sitting there sneeving
Friend B: Wow, you're such a sneever.

sneever by TeamJacobAllTheTime March 16, 2025

sneefer 

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

sneefer by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016

Gossip Sneezer 

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

Gossip Sneezer by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

steevers 

The great one, the older brother of Winston. He deserves worship at all times of the day and night.

We must go to the Atrium to greet Steevers!

steevers by jpae December 12, 2017

The Winking Skeever 

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

The Winking Skeever by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

Free-Sneezer 

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.

Free-Sneezer by LeighRay November 21, 2011

sneezer 

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

sneezer by Kristofolis May 27, 2005