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sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.
John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.
sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

sneakster 

An individual whose surreptitious actions or behavior suggest a nefarious motive or intention
The guy from QA acted like a real sneakster when it came to the code release.
sneakster by AT13 September 18, 2013

stall sneakage 

When at lunch your friend escorts you to the bathroom and as you go in the stall she stealhily sneaks in with you. Resulting in hot passionate bathroom sex. Of course this only works with lesbians...unless it's a unisex bathroom?
Jennifur had been checkin me out alll day so I wasn't surprised when she used the stall sneakage attack to get inside my pants. It was all good til we fell into the toilet...

sneakatoke 

A device for smoking marijuana. It is usually disguised as something other than a pipe, such as a baseball bat. It is also designed to put itself out after one hit. Hence the name One Hitters.
"The cops were walking around the town, so I had to use my sneakatoke so I wouldn't get busted
sneakatoke by LazerPhreak October 28, 2007

sneakrative 

Being sneaky and secretive at the same time. Basically, when you get caught being sneaky you deny everything.
Brittany was so sneakrative about the christmas gift she bought me.
sneakrative by KaBob799 January 23, 2009

Sneakatoke 

As Described by Professor Toke (Professor Oaks way cooler Brother)

A rare Pokemon seen throughout the Northwestern United States. Sneakatoke sightings are few and far between due to the sneaky nature of the creature. Catching the sneakatoke is a difficult task because of its high defense and speed. One must wait until the Sneakatoke begins to toke and then throw the pokeball. While toking he is defenseless, I recommend everyone throw a pokeball at every sneakatoke sighting as they are a rare pokemon.

Sneakatoke is often seen smoking a one hitter or vaporizer in public or occasionally a joint, spliff or pipe.

Typically in urban or suburban areas, typically the male species is more common but female sneakatokes have been sighted numerous times.
Usually seen or smelled as they produce a very pleasant aroma, that is the sign of the Sneakatoke.
1.

BIlly - Whats that smell?
Charles - IDK BRAH,
Pokemon Trainer - WHOA! A WILD SNEAKATOKE!

*THROWS POKEBALL*
SNEAKATOKE - "OUCH YOU DUMBFUCK"
Pokemon Trainer - Caught him!

Aw that one was easy, only level 4.

2.
Sneakatoke - "SNEAKATOKE!!"
Sneakatoke by Professor Tokenup June 27, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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