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sneakdate 

to date someone behind someone else's back after making a promise neither of you would date them.

Said on JONAS, the T.V. show starring the Jonas Brothers.
"Looks to me like we're all trying to sneakdate Maria." - Nick Jonas, as said by on JONAS.
sneakdate by honestdater May 31, 2009
Words you can keep

sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.
John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.
sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

sneakster 

An individual whose surreptitious actions or behavior suggest a nefarious motive or intention
The guy from QA acted like a real sneakster when it came to the code release.
sneakster by AT13 September 18, 2013

stall sneakage 

When at lunch your friend escorts you to the bathroom and as you go in the stall she stealhily sneaks in with you. Resulting in hot passionate bathroom sex. Of course this only works with lesbians...unless it's a unisex bathroom?
Jennifur had been checkin me out alll day so I wasn't surprised when she used the stall sneakage attack to get inside my pants. It was all good til we fell into the toilet...

sneakatoke 

A device for smoking marijuana. It is usually disguised as something other than a pipe, such as a baseball bat. It is also designed to put itself out after one hit. Hence the name One Hitters.
"The cops were walking around the town, so I had to use my sneakatoke so I wouldn't get busted
sneakatoke by LazerPhreak October 28, 2007

sneakrative 

Being sneaky and secretive at the same time. Basically, when you get caught being sneaky you deny everything.
Brittany was so sneakrative about the christmas gift she bought me.
sneakrative by KaBob799 January 23, 2009

Sneakatoke 

As Described by Professor Toke (Professor Oaks way cooler Brother)

A rare Pokemon seen throughout the Northwestern United States. Sneakatoke sightings are few and far between due to the sneaky nature of the creature. Catching the sneakatoke is a difficult task because of its high defense and speed. One must wait until the Sneakatoke begins to toke and then throw the pokeball. While toking he is defenseless, I recommend everyone throw a pokeball at every sneakatoke sighting as they are a rare pokemon.

Sneakatoke is often seen smoking a one hitter or vaporizer in public or occasionally a joint, spliff or pipe.

Typically in urban or suburban areas, typically the male species is more common but female sneakatokes have been sighted numerous times.
Usually seen or smelled as they produce a very pleasant aroma, that is the sign of the Sneakatoke.
1.

BIlly - Whats that smell?
Charles - IDK BRAH,
Pokemon Trainer - WHOA! A WILD SNEAKATOKE!

*THROWS POKEBALL*
SNEAKATOKE - "OUCH YOU DUMBFUCK"
Pokemon Trainer - Caught him!

Aw that one was easy, only level 4.

2.
Sneakatoke - "SNEAKATOKE!!"
Sneakatoke by Professor Tokenup June 27, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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